二月活動.. 英文原創大賽 [複製鏈接]

引用第11樓幻影．箭於2010-01-01 01:10發表的  :
求其諗:
英文原創大賽?之類既名
就係用英文自己作段gag出黎
然後比人投lor
另外作詩會高分~有用手法(頭韻之類)會有額外加分之類
詳請版主自己諗(攤手
ps:所謂頭韻~
舉例~amy ate a apple in april~就係一句入面大部份字既第一個英文字母一樣
係急口令常用手法

大概以上..
即會員原作一篇英文的笑話，
或可以用中文打英話但使用英文字作食字等..
當然最好全英吧..
加分由版主視孚質素決定..
那開始吧..

3 sig. fig. = physic fake

gag己完 [逃

好冷清喎~

(簡單d先)
第一篇
I always fight with my dad,
but he always act like dead.
I told him I will be very sad,
but he said he was very mad.

第二樣
Oscar Ordered an Oil Oyster in an Operation Of Orchid Ocean Open Oprea.
Chirping Cricket Candy"s Corpse in Classroom Corner Cried for Climbing Closed Centre Cell.
Sally Said She Seldom Shows Some Special Salmons.

唔知得唔得...?

話說今日呀SIR教PE=mgh
呀sir問mgh係代表咩
之後有人話 money go hell
跟住呀sir話:比個啲錢我仲好啦
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gag已完
不好笑的=(

a+b+c=abc, where a<b<c<100, what is a,b,c?











































abc=1,2,3
1+2+3=6
1x2x3=6
1+2+3=1x2x3
唔知仲有無分加:P

引用第4樓強人-ex於2010-03-06 11:16發表的  :
a+b+c=abc, where a<b<c<100, what is a,b,c?
.......

我係黎伸冤一下姐:x

唉, 某d人真過份,
竟然用我出比佢既IQ題用黎呃威望,
要證據我可以post添 :(

引用第5樓mario412855於2010-03-07 23:53發表的  :
我係黎伸冤一下姐:x
唉, 某d人真過份,
竟然用我出比佢既IQ題用黎呃威望,
.......

你唔post怪邊個

wtf = want to fly  ~,~

引用第6樓千草於2010-03-08 13:41發表的  :
你唔post怪邊個

你會認為IQ題=笑話麼?

死囉- -
爛成咁都有分架- -

引用第9樓牙羽於2010-03-08 17:43發表的  :
死囉- -
爛成咁都有分架- -

邊個叫冇人玩..
有人玩一玩咪加分..

我同學同我講,
好爛 =.=
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"Nothing then," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

廣告笑話一則
Did you hear? the Energizer Bunny got arrested!







He got arrested for Battery!

omg =oh my god 有冇架- -""?

lfo=Let Fuxk Onj
英文好差:(

business studies = b.s. = bull sh!t :x